2013 Is Making Me Grow Up,And I Don’t Like It

This is the first time in my life that I will be putting down some resolutions,as we all know resolutions supposedly are a jump start on kicking a habit or reaching a goal. 2013 is forcing me to grow up, and in honor of my upcoming 30 birthday, I am positive I most likely will not  achieve 10 (Because I am lazy), maybe 6 out of the ten so I am only going to strive for 4.I have lived a somewhat full life and according to my birthday that is creeping up ,contrarily too popular belief I am not a 20 something anymore( meaning I am a full blown adult,something I have avoided at all cost) …Cue me hysterically crying in corner with a box of puff’s and wrinkle cream.

                                               Me on my Birffday!

without further adieu,I present my…

Topten Five Super Important Goals of 2013

1.I will Finally STOP with my neurotic pessimistic views on why I should conform  throw up the white flag and try to change into something that is NOT going to make  me happy,but will others around me.I truly am over the whole culturally subjective views on what is acceptable as a woman  human being in a so-called civilized society.Yeah,I know this is supposed to be  fundamental,but I still need to let it go.

In the past year of this mid-life crisis that I call “The most annoyingly responsible year of my life”has taught me one thing it should be”Don’t try to be something you are not”.It gives you great amount stress and tons of self doubt and you know that stress and self doubt also gives you…Wrinkles! Yes Wrinkles,from scrunching up your face thinking “What the fuck,how did I get here” ,just being yourself and loving who you are is and should be the biggest Beauty/Life rule for all.                   

                      

YES!!!!Because it is GOOD for you!

2. I will take the time to get my fitness on in unconventional ways.I own a X-pole that sadly for the past few months has been collecting dust,I plan on bringing O’l girl out for some fun!Pole Fitness is making moves and becoming more and more mainstream but still is unfairly looked upon like the Slutty Sister of pole vault by some in the generalized public( Olympic Committee I am looking at you) some women have not really picked up on the idea of swinging on a vertical pole just yet .You have not seen strength/grace/beauty till you have  seen a woman hang upside down 18 feet in the air spinning by her ankle to softly floated back to earth using nothing but her Core  and ankle to hold you up.You feel like a super hero in a way,it’s really fun.

Gifted

“Like A Boss”

It is also VERY freeing emotionally for a lot of woman/men,you feel as if you are flying through the air,Anyone can do and should, try to hop on a pole if you live near a studio that Offers classes(Or if you have a friend that owns on call her up for a dance date).If you do not have access to a Studio or are still shy about going to a Class I highly recommend virtual classes or DVD’s,with StudioVeena.com you have an entire network of women through the forums for support,questions and advice when you are starting out or are a  seasoned veteran , I love how when you are leaning a new move on StudioVeena it is broken down for you.If you are looking for some DVDs I highly recommend  Jamilla Devilles the art of pole that you can purchases from Artofthepole.com,Jamilla is a LEGEND in the Pole Dancing world and was the first Miss Pole Dance Australia,Oh and if you did not know Australia other that having the Worlds cutest animal also known as the koala they also are MASTERS of Pole Art and many Pole Stars are from there.My dream is to vacation there and take a class at Bobbies Pole Studio.

Pole dancer air-walks

My ab workout is Cooler than Yours!!!

3.Become More Financially Responsible

Once upon a time,not that many moons ago I at the “Nudie Booty Ballet” made A LOT of money,now I don’t.

I know it seems like another no brainier but it had never occurred to me that I would, A.Grow tired of the Ballet. B.If I worked 10 hours a week at a “Normal”  job,compared to NBB I would Not have enough to buy food let alone the creature comforts I have become accustomed too,No weekly messages,No getting my Nails done,No paying my bills in full, etc ,No FUN! C.Save for a rainy day! I did not save enough!I plead, I beg LADIES SAVE YOUR MONEY,Invest, start a saving account,if you have outstanding bills that you cannot payoff whatever the reason be go Bankrupt and start over,Don’t be afraid of the Stock Market, get a Broker and become best friends with him/her.

“My answer to a shopping invite from a friend”

4.Face The Fact I am a Chronic Procrastinator

According to Psychology Today 20% of people chronically avoid important tasks or events,and I am 100% sure I am in that 20% of people who just don’t give a fuck.The funny part discloses that “Chronic Procrastination” can be cured with “Effort”,Cue me laughing my ass off at that irony.

“Effort??What is that?”

Example  A,of how sever my avoidance of almost everything and anything is in my life.I started this post almost a month ago…Yes a month!Yes. In my defense I have a lot going on and sometimes there is not enough hours in a day, but I know deep down I could always do more (But Mobwives is on,and I have a pile of laundry that needed me).

A  few people on my FB friends list CONSTANTLY post inspirational “Get your Ass in Gear” messages ,you know the kind.The annoying “Get it Done” or “If you cared you would do/be/see fill in action or feeling of choice” .

“STFU! Don’t tell me what to do!

I am what I am,and there is NO changing that.But alas I will “try” to get going but how?

  • Creating a to do list,I forget stuff a lot
  • Just getting it the hell over with,uggg
  • If it is a huge task,do a little everyday(everything is a huge task to me)
  • Keep accountable with someone/thing ,it does help .
  •  Prioritize,Is Mobwives really that important?Yes.

I initially created  this Blog to post beauty tips and such,I am a random and like me so this blog shall be too.I know were my procrastination comes from my fear of always being wrong.The funny part is I am never wrong when I just go with whatever the fuck I want.Lets all hope 2013 will teach us all that maybe all the things that we want to change about ourselves might be what makes up who we are.

50 Life Hacks to Simplify your World

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Life hacks are little ways to make our lives easier. These low-budget tips and trick can help you organize and de-clutter space; prolong and preserve your products; or teach you something (e.g., tie a full Windsor) that you simply did not know before.

Most of these came from a great post on tumblr. There is also a great subreddit '

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Why Subscription Boxes Are The Devil

Ranting on!

       After almost a year I have canceled all of the Beauty Subscription boxes I was subscribed too out of disgust and boredom.I don’t think there was EVER a month that I was pleased with any of the three 100%. Instead of opening a pretty box once a month expecting discovering a new product or getting a sample size of a old favorite to tuck in my purse,I got nothing but  disappoint  and lowered expectations.

          The biggest culprit of pissing me off  and others too is the POP-SUGAR MUST HAVE BAG,when I tell you I wanted too love my box when I received it every month would be a huge understatement.Don’t get me wrong, the first few months I was way  into it,I am still in love with the Pretty Scarf  and a few other treats but what made Pop-Sugar think that coupons to a Dress Rental Shop that shall not be named(mind you, BEAUTIFUL designer dresses)  is a good idea?If I lived near NYC where their showroom is located maybe that coupon would be useful .It seams that 9 times out of ten that most of the products in the box are “Filler”,who owns a Do-nut pan I can borrow because the last box I received has Do-Nut mix that is now collecting dust, who makes Do-Nuts at home anyway, isn’t that what Dunkin Donuts is for ??’

Pop-sugar Must Have needs too step it up with products and less with the worthless coupons that majority of  the women who get them are not going to use,and LAYOFF THE TISSUE PAPER,between the three boxes, I was able too wrap a huge amount of presents for others,save the trees!For $40.oo US Dollars(Shipping included) I guess it is ok,and that is it.